Shark Attack Profile

Website: http://www.sharkattackcomics.com/
Description: Exposing the various misdeeds of sharks
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When the movie Jaws was released in 1975, many marine biologists felt a need to get all preachy and say that sharks aren't actually bloodthirsty monsters, they're just some big toothy fish trying to get by in the harsh ocean environment. Yeah right! Nice try, sharks - pay off some marine biologists and make us think you're just an overgrown tuna. Shark Attack knows that that's a bunch of a malarkey. It also knows that furthermore, sharks are responsibility not just for beach-side murders but in fact all bad things ever, from the greatest atrocities to the mildest disappointments. The jig is up, sharks.