Virtual Toys and Simulators
Ms. Dewey is an interactive search engine featuring a comical hostess.
Tickle big TV star Elmo anytime it pleases you, from Sesame Street online.
Make any photo dumber with the digital ZingFu funny pictures enhancer.
Alter photographs of Albert Einstein, Uncle Sam, and Harry Potter's Professor Dumbledore with funny text. Rewrite the dictionary, too.
Command ''Family Guy's'' Stewie Griffin to fill your desires with this subservient Stewie controller, but he's not going to be happy about it.
FWUMF! FWUMF! FWUMF! ...
Mix your own Brit hit!
Messages from wise crackers.
Strap yourself in, here we go ...
Play in the snow with a virtual shovel.
Speak to Mr. Presley with this online Ouija board.
It's time to shut down the computer and go take a nap.
Virtual fireworks display. Web site may be disabled until further notice.
Mmmmm, mouth-watering email pizza, delivered in 30 minutes or it's spam.
Pump up the volume.
Be still my beating heart, it's corny flower plucking online!
Wanna come up to my hard drive and see my etchings?
A virtual pumpkin goes bad.
Scratch records, change beats, make beautiful music together -- you and your mouse.
Mmmm, this is good coffee -- like putting your head in a paint mixer.
When you care enough to send the very worst -- email voodoo dolls.
Ever imagined chucking cosmetics for facial pasta?
Email something vile. It's tacky terrorism. Note: Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties.
Enjoy a cigarette online.
Sure, Elmo, just as soon as my talons grow back.
Care for a virtual after dinner mint? Note: It grieves me to tell you this site might not be available due to server problems.
Yes! You are correct, sir and/or madam! Feel better fast with this phony's empty praise.
SimShatner, the virtual thespian.
As seen on TV commercials for Progressive, name a virtual voodoo doll, then inflict pliers, fire, and smiley face stick pins upon it. Still not enough fun? Email it.
I think Nostrildamus predicted this site. Pesky, long, curly proboscis hairs are popping out all over at "Nobody Here." Grab the tweezers and yank! And don't let me catch you with your finger up your monitor.