Humorous Time Killers
Make your own cartoon character for ''The Simpsons'' with this online time killer toy.
Your Yeti needs a little trim. Shave your Yeti.
Muglets are silly characters customizable with photographs of your or others. Play with Muglets as dancing time killers or download to cell phones. Share with friends via free email.
Time Killer. And killer fun, too. Our message boards' jokesters share laughs and insight in this congenial community, hosted from your About Humor Guide's pen pal keyboard.
Very amusing. Simply type in any word or phrase and receive a list of anagrams via email. For immediate laughs, a huge archive of top anagrams is accessible.
A chorus of bugs burp songs or you can make your own music.
Drag fuzz to two old bald guys. Golly, it's exciting and, dare I say, hair-raising.
Wow! Try finding one of these in real life -- a musical, gaseous toasty treat.
C'mon, do it. Are you chicken? Hold the button.
Virtual flower plucking.
How hot are you? Rate you and your cutie's sexual compatibility.
The old-fashioned boy-girl game gets an online twist.
Be like Cartman and design your South Park image with this online time killer toy.
Insert yourself into the trailer for "Wedding Crashers," the comedy starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, with an excellent online movie spoof toy.
I have mined the Internet, far and wide, high and low. I've even braved Chat. Ladies and gentlemen, I present The Ultimate Time Killer. Do not go there.You have been warned. My mouse is clean.
Float a Panic Button on your monitor in case your dastardly Boss pops in -- an immediate spreadsheet will appear!
Oh, boy, a new space-age way to be lazy! This site allows you to ponder someone else's doodle. You don't need to draw a thing, but you're asked to identify the scrawl. The fun part is seeing how your vision relates to others.
Like it's probable inspiration, Where's Waldo, this puzzler doesn't get any easier in repeat perusals. I've played about a half dozen rounds and my best time is 3:12, so far.
Colorful virtual sparklers. This is the perfect item to celebrate good news or, simply, imagine you are on your back at a July 4th display. From Main Strike.
Fascinating state-of-the-art tutorial from Professional Web Design. Hours o' fun!
Here's a strange item. Move your mouse cursor anywhere on your screen and watch time fly, literally.
Dr. Love's gizmo creates good and bad humors. Insert two names to calculate relationship odds. My wife of 18 years and I scored 44%. My first date and I: 95%. Yippee.
Real Audio WAV files differentiate normal and mad cows. A funny waste of time, from Promo.net.
These 3-D images put me into a bad humor quickly 'cause I CAN'T SEE 'EM! Other folks do and, oh, they jump up and down; and they shriek for joy; and they smile; and they make me ill.
She's good, real good. Sally is always ready for a staring contest, and, even though she blinks at random, you will immediately want to harm her. Perfect for zombies.
Oo-oo, I don't want to. No, don't make me. Please! Stop it! NO! Oh, the humanity...
This device is useful in helping you determine exactly how much money your little office nap cost your employer. Do yourself a favor, play solitaire and, in effect, earn a raise. From Planet Wally.