Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Belong A Hall of Fame

Okay, the twenty graduates pictured below are definitely destined to go far in life. After all, instead of penning a boring, serious yearbook quote, these Wisenheimers decided to use their yearbook as an opportunity to perfect their stand up comedy routines. Talk about go-getters!

Whatever their story, we salute these brave graduates. We know they'll go far in life, just like these equally smarty pants teens who decided to let their freak flags fly with their senior portraits.

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'The Thong Song' is his jam.

Well, they can't all be John Lennon or Bob Dylan quotes.

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The Chemistry Queen

Teenager Paris Gray found herself in a lot of trouble after people finally noticed what her cryptic chemistry-themed yearbook quote actually meant. Translating the symbols from the Periodic Table of the Elements revealed that Gray wrote, "When the going gets tough, Back that ass up."

Unfortunately, this girl faced suspension and missed out on many of her Senior class activities due to the fact that her school administration couldn't take a damn joke.

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Queen Bey Approves

I think we're ALL guilty of resenting the fact that we're not Beyonce!

Just remember, however; even Queen Bey sometimes gets caught looking bad in public... or Photoshopping her social media pics. Nobody's perfect!

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Cooler Online

Aren't we all?

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Well, bagels are good.

Ummm. Good for you? Way to chew and swallow, my man.

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Chewbacca Wuz Here

A cute girl who quoted in her yearbook? She must be beating the boys away with a stick.

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Players Gonna Play

Buzz buzz, my man. Buzz buzz.

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Co-Stanza!

Oh yeah, George Costanza (from Seinfeld) is a great role model. *snicker*

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That's harsh, dude.

Kevin here is not what you'd call a "team player."

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Frozone

If you didn't already think this guy looks like Frozone from The Incredibles, you do now.

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Toaster Strudels, anyone?

A quote in the yearbook is so totally fetch. And no, we won't stop trying to make 'fetch' happen.

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You don't say?

Something tells me that this chica is IN on the "dumb blonde" joke.

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Deep. Very deep.

This guy should hang out with the bagel guy (#3).

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I can't even.

Some "dumb blonde" jokes just write themselves.

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So deep....

This is one teen who is not afraid to ask the tough questions.

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Never gonna give you up.

What? Did we just get Rick Rolled in the yearbook?

Slow clap, bro. Slow. Clap.

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R.I.P. Lil' Sebastian!

If that George Costanza quote didn't get you, this Ron Swanson joke just might do the trick!

This is a wonderful ode to everyone's favorite mustachioed carnivore, played by the hilarious Nick Offerman, on Parks & Recreation.

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That's What She Said

In his defense, this joke was probably still totally funny and relevant in whatever year he graduated. Probably.

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Never underestimate a dirty-minded teenager.

I see what you did there, Connor. You perv.

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The Face of Ambition

This kid "looks like a straight shooter with upper management written all over him." (Quote courtesy of Office Space.)

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So inspiring.

Because Martin Luther King's infamous "I have a dream" speech is way too mainstream, that's why. And I think we can all agree that tacos are delicious.

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A therapist's dream.

If you escaped from high school with no emotional scars, you weren't trying hard enough.

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Trapped.

Could be worse. Could be a fortune cookie factory. Or a closet.

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Your move, mom.

Poor mom didn't see this one coming.

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Last but not least...

Please, oh please let that not be a typo....

Speaking of typos, you have to see these super funny 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets!

Next up: Check out some of the funniest senior portraits ever!

"Say cheese!"

"Consider it done."

25 Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Belong In The Smart Ass Hall of Fame

'The Thong Song' is his jam.

The Chemistry Queen

Queen Bey Approves

Cooler Online

Well, bagels are good.

Chewbacca Wuz Here

Players Gonna Play

Co-Stanza!

That's harsh, dude.

Frozone

Toaster Strudels, anyone?

You don't say?

Deep. Very deep.

I can't even.

So deep....

Never gonna give you up.

R.I.P. Lil' Sebastian!

That's What She Said

Never underestimate a dirty-minded teenager.

The Face of Ambition

So inspiring.

A therapist's dream.

Trapped.

Your move, mom.

Last but not least...

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