Humor: Today's Sounds - June, 2004
Here are the funny .WAV and .MP3 sound bites featured during June, 2004 as Humor: Today's Sounds. (Sources may delete audio clips without notice.)
Jack Nicholson: "Anger Management"
"Shut your piehole, we're working here!" -- Dozens of audio files from the Adam Sandler comedy at Jahozafat. (06/02/04)
"Shut your piehole, we're working here!" -- Dozens of audio files from the Adam Sandler comedy at Jahozafat. (06/02/04)
Ted Cassidy: "Frankenstein, Jr."
"Then let's go where the action is!" -- Another nice page of miscellaneous sound bites from The Daily .WAV, including a few clips from Tony Randall and The Marx Bros. (06/04/04)
"Then let's go where the action is!" -- Another nice page of miscellaneous sound bites from The Daily .WAV, including a few clips from Tony Randall and The Marx Bros. (06/04/04)
President Ronald Reagan
"I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperience." -- A few .WAVs featuring Mr. Reagan, including the "We Begin Bombing" clip at Amber's WAV Page. (06/07/04)
"I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperience." -- A few .WAVs featuring Mr. Reagan, including the "We Begin Bombing" clip at Amber's WAV Page. (06/07/04)
Regis Philbin: "Little Nicky"
"So, I'm driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So, I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run behind this guy. And I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see 'The Untouchables?' I was DeNiro!" -- Dozens of sound bites from the Adam Sandler comedy at Jahozafat. Strong language. (06/08/04)
"So, I'm driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So, I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run behind this guy. And I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see 'The Untouchables?' I was DeNiro!" -- Dozens of sound bites from the Adam Sandler comedy at Jahozafat. Strong language. (06/08/04)
Wanda Sykes: "Pootie Tang"
"Give me some more of your juicy neckbone one more time." -- .WAV sound bites from the comedy at Jahozafat. (06/09/04)
"Give me some more of your juicy neckbone one more time." -- .WAV sound bites from the comedy at Jahozafat. (06/09/04)
"In & Out"
Little girl: My mom says it won't last.
Debbie Reynolds: Your mom's an alcoholic. -- A few audio files from the Kevin Kline comedy at Funwavs. (06/10/04)
Little girl: My mom says it won't last.
Debbie Reynolds: Your mom's an alcoholic. -- A few audio files from the Kevin Kline comedy at Funwavs. (06/10/04)
Woody Harrelson: "Kingpin"
"'Jeffersons on Ice,' look at that. I love Sherman Helmsley!" -- A huge collection of sound bites in .WAV and .MP3 formats from the Farrelly Bros. comedy movie at Jahozafat. (06/11/04)
"'Jeffersons on Ice,' look at that. I love Sherman Helmsley!" -- A huge collection of sound bites in .WAV and .MP3 formats from the Farrelly Bros. comedy movie at Jahozafat. (06/11/04)
Charlie Sheen: "Hot Shots"
"Keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggy bag." -- Sounds from the wild military comedy at Funwavs. (06/14/04)
"Keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggy bag." -- Sounds from the wild military comedy at Funwavs. (06/14/04)
Macaulay Culkin: "Home Alone"
"I don't think so." -- A few audio files from the film at Funwavs. (06/15/04)
"I don't think so." -- A few audio files from the film at Funwavs. (06/15/04)
David Letterman Novelty Soundboard
Have a conversation with Dave, thanks to this toy from eBaum's World. (06/16/04)
Have a conversation with Dave, thanks to this toy from eBaum's World. (06/16/04)
Jackie Gleason
"Oh, that's good booze." -- Three big pages of Gleason audio clips at HaminaHamina.com, mostly from "The Honeymooners." You're a dan dan dandy crowd. (06/17/04)
"Oh, that's good booze." -- Three big pages of Gleason audio clips at HaminaHamina.com, mostly from "The Honeymooners." You're a dan dan dandy crowd. (06/17/04)
Chris Tucker: "Rush Hour 2"
"Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again." -- Loads of sound bites from the Jackie Chan comedy at Jahozafat. Strong language. (06/18/04)
"Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again." -- Loads of sound bites from the Jackie Chan comedy at Jahozafat. Strong language. (06/18/04)
Carroll O'Connor: "All in the Family"
"Don't try to be funny, will ya, Meathead?" -- A few audio files from the sitcom, plus "The Andy Griffith Show," "Happy Days," "Soap," "Gomer Pyle," "I Dream of Jeannie," "The Munsters," and other TV Sound Clips, at Triplets and Us. (06/21/04)
"Don't try to be funny, will ya, Meathead?" -- A few audio files from the sitcom, plus "The Andy Griffith Show," "Happy Days," "Soap," "Gomer Pyle," "I Dream of Jeannie," "The Munsters," and other TV Sound Clips, at Triplets and Us. (06/21/04)
Richard Jordan: "The Hunt For Red October"
"I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar. And when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops." -- Pages of sound bites at Funwavs, from the Sean Connery submarine movie based on a Tom Clancy novel. (06/22/04)
"I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar. And when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops." -- Pages of sound bites at Funwavs, from the Sean Connery submarine movie based on a Tom Clancy novel. (06/22/04)
Harry Connick, Jr: "Hope Floats"
"Why don't you go down and get dressed, you'll feel better." You gotta feel depressed looking like that." -- Several sound bites from the romantic comedy at Funwavs. (06/23/04)
"Why don't you go down and get dressed, you'll feel better." You gotta feel depressed looking like that." -- Several sound bites from the romantic comedy at Funwavs. (06/23/04)
"Arrested Development"
"Hey, hermano." -- Lots of .WAV and .MP3 multimedia clips at Balboa Observer-Picayune: An "Arrested Development" Fan Site. (06/24/04)
"Hey, hermano." -- Lots of .WAV and .MP3 multimedia clips at Balboa Observer-Picayune: An "Arrested Development" Fan Site. (06/24/04)
"Top Cat" Theme Song
With the "Top Cat" DVD box set on the way, dig this classic theme from the 1961 Hanna-Barbera cartoon show at WavCentral. (06/25/04)
With the "Top Cat" DVD box set on the way, dig this classic theme from the 1961 Hanna-Barbera cartoon show at WavCentral. (06/25/04)
Robert Loggia: "Holy Man"
"Based on what you just said, I think it's pretty obvious that a brain scan is in order." -- Sound bites from the Eddie Murphy comedy at Funwavs. (06/28/04)
"Based on what you just said, I think it's pretty obvious that a brain scan is in order." -- Sound bites from the Eddie Murphy comedy at Funwavs. (06/28/04)
Adam Sandler: "Happy Gilmore"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass." -- Numerous audio files from the comedy flick at Funwavs. (06/29/04)
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass." -- Numerous audio files from the comedy flick at Funwavs. (06/29/04)
"Spider-Man": The Animated Series
"It's the story of my life. Save the world, lose the girl." -- Tons of audio clips of Peter Parker and pals and villains. (06/30/04)
"It's the story of my life. Save the world, lose the girl." -- Tons of audio clips of Peter Parker and pals and villains. (06/30/04)
Harrison Ford: "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"
"Oh, rats." -- Sound bites from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" at Funwavs. (06/01/04)
"Oh, rats." -- Sound bites from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" at Funwavs. (06/01/04)
Billy Bob Thornton: "Bandits"
"Why don't you just get on your way. Act like you never met us. Send us a post card from Crazy Town." -- Sound clips from the film at Jahozafat. (06/03/04)
"Why don't you just get on your way. Act like you never met us. Send us a post card from Crazy Town." -- Sound clips from the film at Jahozafat. (06/03/04)