Humor: Today's Sounds - January, 2004
Listen to the .WAV and .MP3 sound bites featured as our funny audio clips during January, 2004. (Sources may delete multimedia items without notice.)
W.C. Fields
"She drove me to drink. It's the one thing I'm indebted to her for." -- Numerous miscellaneous sound bites concerning beer and spirits at David's Basement Brewery. Some explicit content. (01/30/04)
"She drove me to drink. It's the one thing I'm indebted to her for." -- Numerous miscellaneous sound bites concerning beer and spirits at David's Basement Brewery. Some explicit content. (01/30/04)
Dennis Miller
''Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.'' -- Many audio clips of the comedian at the Dennis Miller Sound Page at Pusboil. Adult content. (01/29/04)
''Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.'' -- Many audio clips of the comedian at the Dennis Miller Sound Page at Pusboil. Adult content. (01/29/04)
Tim Curry as Frank-N-Furter: "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
"I see you shiver with anticipation." -- Sound bites from the cult classic at Funwavs. (01/28/04)
"I see you shiver with anticipation." -- Sound bites from the cult classic at Funwavs. (01/28/04)
Frances McDormand: "Raising Arizona"
"Ray! You take that diaper off your head. You put it back on your sister." -- Numerous sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (01/27/04)
"Ray! You take that diaper off your head. You put it back on your sister." -- Numerous sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (01/27/04)
Boris Badenov: "The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle"
"Aw, shut up your mouth!" -- Sound bites from the cartoon series at Funwavs. (01/26/04)
"Aw, shut up your mouth!" -- Sound bites from the cartoon series at Funwavs. (01/26/04)
James Stewart: "The Philadelphia Story"
"Now listen, there's something screwy here." -- Lots of sound bites from the classic comedy film at The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages. (01/23/04)
"Now listen, there's something screwy here." -- Lots of sound bites from the classic comedy film at The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages. (01/23/04)
Cary Grant: "Charade"
"How would you like a spanking?" -- Numerous sound bites from the classic suspense film with Audrey Hepburn, Walter Matthau, and James Coburn. Hear them at The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages. (01/22/04)
"How would you like a spanking?" -- Numerous sound bites from the classic suspense film with Audrey Hepburn, Walter Matthau, and James Coburn. Hear them at The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages. (01/22/04)
Wacko: "Animaniacs"
"I'm still completely confused." -- Miscellaneous clips and some ad parodies at Bravenet Audio Archive. (01/21/04)
"I'm still completely confused." -- Miscellaneous clips and some ad parodies at Bravenet Audio Archive. (01/21/04)
Billy Crystal: "Running Scared"
"You like scars? I have a lot of scars -- deep, emotional scars." -- Sound bites from the film at Funwavs. (01/20/04)
"You like scars? I have a lot of scars -- deep, emotional scars." -- Sound bites from the film at Funwavs. (01/20/04)
Sam Kinison's Scream
More miscellaneous sound bites, including Michigan J. Frog and Homer Simpson, at Bravenet Audio Library. (01/19/04)
More miscellaneous sound bites, including Michigan J. Frog and Homer Simpson, at Bravenet Audio Library. (01/19/04)
Stimpy: "Ren & Stimpy"
"I can hardly contain myself." -- More miscellaneous .WAV files at Bravenet Audio Archive. (01/16/04)
"I can hardly contain myself." -- More miscellaneous .WAV files at Bravenet Audio Archive. (01/16/04)
Yogi Bear
"I repeat, sir, where's the goodies?" -- Miscellaneous sound bites in the Bravenet Audio Archive. (01/15/04)
"I repeat, sir, where's the goodies?" -- Miscellaneous sound bites in the Bravenet Audio Archive. (01/15/04)
Droopy
"You know what? That makes me mad." -- More sound bites with the cartoon dog and other miscellaneous clips at Bravenet Audio Archive (01/14/04)
"You know what? That makes me mad." -- More sound bites with the cartoon dog and other miscellaneous clips at Bravenet Audio Archive (01/14/04)
Richard Gere: "Runaway Bride"
"Shazam! I think I'm in Mayberry." -- Numerous sound bites from the Julia Roberts comedy at Funwavs. (01/13/04)
"Shazam! I think I'm in Mayberry." -- Numerous sound bites from the Julia Roberts comedy at Funwavs. (01/13/04)
Jeremy Irons as Scar: "The Lion King"
"I'm surrounded by idiots." -- Many sound bites from the Disney classic at "Lion King" WAVs. (01/12/04)
"I'm surrounded by idiots." -- Many sound bites from the Disney classic at "Lion King" WAVs. (01/12/04)
Babysitter: "South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut"
"Now, you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut, while I go listen to my Britney Spears records!" -- Pages of clips from this hysterical, but naughty film at Funwavs. Explicit content. (01/09/04)
"Now, you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut, while I go listen to my Britney Spears records!" -- Pages of clips from this hysterical, but naughty film at Funwavs. Explicit content. (01/09/04)
"The Waterboy"
"Oh, no! We suck again!" -- Numerous sound files from the Adam Sandler comedy at "Waterboy" WAVs. (01/08/04)
"Oh, no! We suck again!" -- Numerous sound files from the Adam Sandler comedy at "Waterboy" WAVs. (01/08/04)
Hank Hill: "King of the Hill"
"That boy ain't right." -- Numerous audio files from the series at ''King of the Hill'' WAVs. (01/07/04)
"That boy ain't right." -- Numerous audio files from the series at ''King of the Hill'' WAVs. (01/07/04)
"Mad Cow" Song Spoof
Only a sound bite, but a cute parody of The Commodores' "Brickhouse." Many more miscellaneous clips at Catlyn's Favorite WAVs. (01/06/04)
Only a sound bite, but a cute parody of The Commodores' "Brickhouse." Many more miscellaneous clips at Catlyn's Favorite WAVs. (01/06/04)
Mel Brooks as Yogurt: "Spaceballs"
''Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all?!'' -- Numerous sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. Strong language. (01/05/04)
''Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all?!'' -- Numerous sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. Strong language. (01/05/04)
Ray Romano as Manfred: "Ice Age"
"Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?" -- Miscellaneous sound bites, many with Christmas connections, at The Daily .WAV. (01/02/04)
"Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?" -- Miscellaneous sound bites, many with Christmas connections, at The Daily .WAV. (01/02/04)