We now know Mr. Howard's slapstick antics are therapeutic, too! Thanks to technology, his top sounds of violence have been collected together for spirituality and relaxation. Audio specialist and Shemp wrangler Dave the Spazz writes in WFMU's Beware of the Blog:
"Recommended for new age nitwits and chuckle[head]s alike ... scientifically mixed in Shemp-A-Rama for your enlightened casaba-banging pleasure.... Soar the Horwitz heavens and become one with Shemp's karma on the Heee Beee Beee Beee side ... transhempify your mind and cook your chakras on the life-infirming Ahh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha side."Someone show Dave the bonk side of a mallet, please, and tune up the hammers and anvils inside your ears, as you eavesdrop to the soothing .MP3 compilations of The Shemp Meditation Tape, Volume One ("Heee Beee Beee Beee," "Ahh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha") and The Shemp Meditation Tape, Volume Two ("Pain," "Sleep").
Listen, You Knucklehead: The Shemp Meditation Tape, Volume One | The Shemp Meditation Tape, Volume Two
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