The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

This simple page of alleged creative writing quotations gave me multiple chuckles, fueled with snippets like these:

• "They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth."
• "John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
• "He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

"The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay" is part of a larger collection of School and College humor, which is a department of an even bigger stockpile of jokes on numerous topics gleaned from email forwards by The Negapage.

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