Way Out Auctions

The slogan: "Watching The Strange, Weird, Wild & Wooly Auctions Going On At eBay."

Let's look at exactly what they're watching:

MEAN GRANNY'S CURSED DIMES

ORPHAN BRICK RESCUED!

FIRST IKEA RECEIPT FROM NEW STORE IN MA.

GRANDPA'S LAST BREATH

USED HUSBAND FOR SALE

THE MIGHTY CHEETO ELEPHANT ("It's not really an elephant Cheeto, because it's not particularly huge, like an elephant garlic, or anything...")

TERRELL OWENS' PINK SLIP

TOILET PAY AS YOU GO METER

UNIQUE WAVING CARROT HAND

LAST SHRED OF MY DIGNITY!

TACO HELL STAIN

I don't know about you, but my Christmas wish list is done.

Way Out Auctions scours eBay daily for the weirdest actual items up for bids. The amazing thing is people battle and commit to purchasing such merchandise as a "SLIGHTLY USED PROSTHETIC FOOT," "POMERANIAN BONDAGE GEAR," or the "8 TON BAR OF SOAP."

Be advised, the highlighted auctions can be tacky, adult themed, and/or politically incorrect. (Nah, really?)

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Mike Durrett worked as a comedian in radio and several independent films, and as a gag man for entertainment personalities before producing and writing About Humor as our Guide, starting in 1998. He publishes original humor on MikeDurrett.com and TheTopOneList.com. Click for more info on Humor Boy.