On a mattress: "Do not attempt to swallow."
On a kitchen knife: "Keep out of children."
Silly packaging labels, sometimes for legal reasons, mostly for morons.
Warning: Dumb.
Read: Dumb Warnings
On matches: "Caution: Contents may catch fire."
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