My Name Is Earl Random Quotes Generators

I had to stop and *rewind* the TiVo to enjoy this joke several times -- and reassure myself I heard it correctly. In the "Randy's Touchdown" episode of My Name Is Earl, trampy vixen Joy Darville takes a hard fall to her knees, wincing in pain:

"I busted open my rug burn."

I love that.

My Name Is Earl Random Quotes Generators: Looking around for more of Earl's pearls, I found three bundles of quotations among the intricate systems of levers and pulleys known as:

• The Earl Hickey Random Quotes Generator
• The Randy Hickey Random Quotes Generator
• The Joy Darville Random Quotes Generator

Click your mouse to reload those pages and fresh, tacky, jokey goodness will appear in your browser.

These quotation mechanisms are operated by Wayne Keating, About.com's Guide to TV Comedies, a fine source of humor reverance. Um, I couldn't help noticing Wayne's My Name Is Earl Random Quotes Generators don't look, ahem, a thing like my long-running The Mike Durrett Random Quotes Generator.

Oh. Here's one of my quotes now:

"Ahem."