I had to stop and *rewind* the TiVo to enjoy this joke several times -- and reassure myself I heard it correctly. In the "Randy's Touchdown" episode of My Name Is Earl, trampy vixen Joy Darville takes a hard fall to her knees, wincing in pain:
- "I busted open my rug burn."
My Name Is Earl Random Quotes Generators: Looking around for more of Earl's pearls, I found three bundles of quotations among the intricate systems of levers and pulleys known as:
- • The Earl Hickey Random Quotes Generator
• The Randy Hickey Random Quotes Generator
• The Joy Darville Random Quotes Generator
These quotation mechanisms are operated by Wayne Keating, About.com's Guide to TV Comedies, a fine source of humor reverance. Um, I couldn't help noticing Wayne's My Name Is Earl Random Quotes Generators don't look, ahem, a thing like my long-running The Mike Durrett Random Quotes Generator.
Oh. Here's one of my quotes now:
- "Ahem."
