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The hero's hero, filmdom tough guy Chuck Norris is enshrined amidst a wealth of personal information at this *tribute* site, powered by tacky college humor and, of course, the manly image of Chuck Norris, still shrink-wrapped in his original packaging and beard.

Random Chuck Norris Facts include:

  • "Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world."
  • "Chuck Norris is the only person to win an Olympic Gold Medal in swimming without ever getting wet."
  • "One time, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe, and destroyed the whole state of Ohio."
  • "Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal."
  • "Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
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Learn and Chuckle: Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator (Some explicit, politically incorrect content.)


Mike Durrett worked as a comedian in radio and several independent films, and as a gag man for entertainment personalities before producing and writing About Humor as our Guide, starting in 1998. He publishes original humor on MikeDurrett.com and TheTopOneList.com. Click for more info on Humor Boy.

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