Quotations
Humorous quotations, funny remarks, quick quips and notable quotables. Enjoyable remarks perfect for email, newsgroup and message board signatures, too.
Quick Quips
Our giant collection of snarky comments and short bits from comedians and other wags is accessible in this archive.
Our giant collection of snarky comments and short bits from comedians and other wags is accessible in this archive.
Bumper Stickers
A huge collection of quotations and one-liners you might see whizzing by on cars along the highway.
A huge collection of quotations and one-liners you might see whizzing by on cars along the highway.
Classic "Hollywood Squares" Site, The
From the Peter Marshall-hosted era of the comedy game show, regulars Paul Lynde, Charley Weaver, George Gobel, Rose Marie, and Wally Cox are well-represented with Q & A quotations, as are other regulars and guest stars. Audio clips available, too.
From the Peter Marshall-hosted era of the comedy game show, regulars Paul Lynde, Charley Weaver, George Gobel, Rose Marie, and Wally Cox are well-represented with Q & A quotations, as are other regulars and guest stars. Audio clips available, too.
Coolsig
Thousands of quotations and short jokes suitable for your email signatures -- or for an enjoyable read.
Thousands of quotations and short jokes suitable for your email signatures -- or for an enjoyable read.
Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time, The
The major sports are all represented with quotations, plus there are special sections devoted to Jerry Coleman and Yogi Berra. From Sports Hollywood.
The major sports are all represented with quotations, plus there are special sections devoted to Jerry Coleman and Yogi Berra. From Sports Hollywood.
Gallery of "Misused" Quotation Marks, The
Of course, we couldn't put together a collection of notable quotables without the proper punctuation. Look at these actual cases of grammatical goofs.
Of course, we couldn't put together a collection of notable quotables without the proper punctuation. Look at these actual cases of grammatical goofs.
My Name Is Earl Random Quotes Generators
Earl Hickey, Randy Hickey, and Joy Darville on the mysteries of life, as seen on TV.
Earl Hickey, Randy Hickey, and Joy Darville on the mysteries of life, as seen on TV.
Overheard in the Office - Overheard in New York - Actual Conversations
Mostly amusing, here are big mouthfuls of conversations Overheard in the Office and Overheard in New York City.
Mostly amusing, here are big mouthfuls of conversations Overheard in the Office and Overheard in New York City.
Quotations of Chairman Groucho
Marx remarks.
Marx remarks.
Ronald Reagan Quotations
Enjoy the wit and humor of President Ronald Reagan, plus spoofs and bloopers featuring the actor, politician, and cut-up.
Enjoy the wit and humor of President Ronald Reagan, plus spoofs and bloopers featuring the actor, politician, and cut-up.
Sports Cliché List, The
Hockey, Football, Basketball, Golf and Baseball are represented in this big batch of clichés, jargon and lingo. Associated topics, like "Stadium Anthems," "Losers' Locker Room," "Fired Coaches" and "Getting Caught" are covered, too.
Hockey, Football, Basketball, Golf and Baseball are represented in this big batch of clichés, jargon and lingo. Associated topics, like "Stadium Anthems," "Losers' Locker Room," "Fired Coaches" and "Getting Caught" are covered, too.
Stinking Badges
The famous quotation from Humphrey Bogart's 1948 movie, "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre," has been copied and spoofed numerous times. This page is decated to documenting all such references, including sound bites and video clips.
The famous quotation from Humphrey Bogart's 1948 movie, "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre," has been copied and spoofed numerous times. This page is decated to documenting all such references, including sound bites and video clips.
Things People Said
Things People Said is a big collection of real life quotes and stupidities, including kids' remarks, help desk humor, and gaffes and slips -- plus Dan Quayle, Eugene Ormandy, Yogi Berra, and Samuel Goldwyn stumbles.
Things People Said is a big collection of real life quotes and stupidities, including kids' remarks, help desk humor, and gaffes and slips -- plus Dan Quayle, Eugene Ormandy, Yogi Berra, and Samuel Goldwyn stumbles.
True Tombstone Epitaphs
Actual graveside quotations.
Actual graveside quotations.
Writings on the Stall, The
Browse through a huge repository of funny restroom graffiti. Explicit content.
Browse through a huge repository of funny restroom graffiti. Explicit content.
BrainyQuote
More than 30,000 quotations on a variety of subjects, both serious and silly, from 8,000 authors. Nice collections on the topic of Humor and comedians.
More than 30,000 quotations on a variety of subjects, both serious and silly, from 8,000 authors. Nice collections on the topic of Humor and comedians.
Humorists Quotations
Mark Twain, Steven Wright, Groucho Marx, Woody Allen, Yogi Berra, Dave Berry, Dorothy Parker, W. C. Fields, Ashleigh Brilliant and famous last words quotes are amply presented at PondScumAndLawyers.com.
Mark Twain, Steven Wright, Groucho Marx, Woody Allen, Yogi Berra, Dave Berry, Dorothy Parker, W. C. Fields, Ashleigh Brilliant and famous last words quotes are amply presented at PondScumAndLawyers.com.