Small Ads From the UK

Combing the newspaper classified ads in the United Kingdom can turn up amusing batches of humor -- wait a minute, I'll use my erudite typing -- humour much like Americans find on the David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, and Jay Leno chat programmes.

"Good-looking, athletic, Notting Hill based movie star, millionaire, seeks gullible stunner. Call 0208 **8 *5*."

Horsman.co.nz presents a big handful of reportedly actual items ha(!) off the press.

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