LameCards.com

"Our ecards are lame, and best of all free. We have gone out of our way to make them that way because we got tired of the same old boring cards. ... Hell, some of them don't even make sense!"

Thank you, thank you, LameCards. Your absolutely lackluster, occasionally crude product has provided me the biggest laughs of my day. I plan to visit often.

And now, for that special someone, I am going to send out the hand-scribbled Thinking of You card I like so much:

"I had nothing better to do. So here is a dog on a table. Thinking of you.

Beyond lame -- and priceless.

Go: LameCards.com