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The Scary Baby Conspiracy

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The Scary Baby Conspiracy: Yeow! Beware of Four-Tooth Willie, Toby A. Freeksho, Petey Poopsplatter, and their papooses in crime. Have these kids been breastfeeding on Marilyn Manson? You decide. Browse through the pictorial gallery of babies of the damned.
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    Meet Johnny the Fang. He is known to be the ringleader of The Scary Baby Conspiracy. Despite his adorable eyes and his squeezable cheeks, Johnny is known to be EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! About two years back, Johnny got into a confrontation with his babysitter over taking an extra bite of his strained peaches. Nobody has seen her since. Johnny's characteristics include a very long fuse, yet a temper that could be extremely harmful. "Fang" also has a love for fast women and fast cars.
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