For my money, there are maybe a dozen solid jokes on this dumping lines list from Ow, which appears to be largely reader submitted. Nevertheless, 12 funny lines are always welcome. Most *humorous* movies don't have that many.
Here are a few samples to assist you in booting unwanted suitors.
- 3. Answering machine: "Hi, I'm not home right now, If you're Jerry, hang up. If you are any other available male, press two, now."
- 15. "Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn." (Homer Simpson)
- 84. "Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey."
See: Top 100 Best Dumping Lines
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