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Pickup lines, opening remarks, ice breakers, and snappy patter to make the opposite sex swoon in your pathetic presence.

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Christian Pickup Lines
PTL: Praise These Lines.

Dating Fun Pick-Up Lines
Greetings and salivations.

Top 100 Best Dumping Lines - Anti-Pickup Lines
Everyone is interested in pickup lines to open the door to a new boyfriend or girlfriend, but how do you get rid of the losers? Memorize this list.

101 Least Effective Pickup Lines
"Mind if I fart?" and 100 more -- in case that one's not a winner -- from Fal.net.

Random Pickup Lines Generator
Promising more than 315 million pickup lines sounds suspiciously like a pickup line itself, but Glossy News' romantic ice-breaking tool will give you some different ideas for sure, like: "Your bright aura demands notice, brighter than the God's own cheesecake. By the way, are those real?" I like it. Where's my wife?...

Throw Me a Line!
Boasting "The Web's Largest Collection of Pickup Lines," this eCrush poll has no photographs, but it allows you to rate romantic icebreakers on a one-to-10 scale. Some suggestive material may appear.

Top Five Pickup Lines Used by News Anchors
From TopFive.

Top 10 "Survivor" Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman" (2001).

Top 10 Accountant Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Air Force General Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Astronaut Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Australian Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Bald Guy Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Biker Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Bill Gates Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Bob Barker Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Charlton Heston Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Christopher Columbus Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Circus Clown Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Construction Worker Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Dr. Kevorkian Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Easter Bunny Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Elf Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Fabio Pick-up Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Fidel Castro Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Founding Father Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Handyman Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Hockey Player Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Hot Dog Vendor Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Invisible Guy Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Johnny Bravo Pick-Up Lines and Dances
Oh, Momma! Cartoon Network's leading stud tells you how it is at this fan site, which also features several Johnny Bravo sound bites.

Top 10 Judge Ito Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Lifeguard Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Nashville Predator Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Pickup Lines Most Frequently Used on Miss America
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 President Clinton Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Santa Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Space Alien Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Sumo Wrestler Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 10 Ted Turner Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman.

Top 10 William Rehnquist Pickup Lines
From "Late Show With David Letterman."

Top 12 Cartoon Character Pickup Lines
From TopFive.

Top 12 Nudist Pickup Lines
From TopFive.