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Martha Stewart Humor and Prison Living

She's beautiful. She's talented. She's guilty. Satirists, cartoonists, and comedians recycle Martha Stewart, living, trading, doing time. It's a good thing.
Scary, Scary Sounds for Halloween
A New CD from Martha Stewart Living (i.e., National Lampoon Dotcom).
Martha Stewart for Rednecks
Trailer tips and Martha Stewart jokes, as shared in the Humor Forum.
Martha Stewart vs. Me
A good piece of comedy pitting an average homemaker against Martha Stewart surfaced in our Humor Forum. Enjoy this joke contributed by one of our fine members.
Funny Martha Stewart Pictures and Parodies
Our buddy, Dan Kurtzman, at About Political Humor has crocheted together a series of cartoons, doctored photos and parodies poking fun at Martha Stewart, including "Martha Stewart Living Behind Bars" and other sight jokes.
Martha Stewart Jokes
Late-Nite TV comedians Jay Leno, David Letterman, Dennis Miller, Craig Kilborn, Jon Stewart, and Conan O'Brien throw the joke book at Martha Stewart in this collection of one-liners and quotes at About Political Humor.
"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart": "Illegally Blonde"
"In the wake of Martha Stewart trial, future journalists will take courses in interpreting twirling scarfs," jokes Comedy Central. See the video clip. Need RealPlayer?
"I Feel So Much Safer Now That Martha Is Off the Streets"
"It was only a matter of time before Martha would have built a vast criminal empire. (A taste-fully decorated one, of course.)" A Confusion Road report.
Martha Stewart and ImClone Cartoons
Pro Cartoonists Index presents editorial cartoons from early in the Martha Stewart trading scandal (and trading jokes).
"Martha Stewart Attempts to Flee U.S. Inside Giant Cake"
"Escape attempt is foiled as dessert is heard berating employee," jokes Borowitz Report.
Martha Stewart Cartoons
Edivu archives comic panels from its stable of editorial cartoonists, including Chip Bok, Mike Peters, John Deering, Ken Catalino, and Mike Luckovich.
"Martha Stewart Commands Legions of Housewives to Attack"
Convicted for "looking meanly at the jury," reports The Enduring Vision.
Martha Stewart CONVICTED Cartoons
Top editorial doodlers sentence Martha Stewart to pen and ink in a big collection at Pro Cartoonists Index.
Martha Stewart Doing Time
The new Martha Stewart magazine from National Lampoon Dotcom, with helpful hints: Shiv Cozy, License Plate Repousse, Shiitake Mushrooms, Cigarette Gift Basket, Soap, and Venetian Bars. Explicit jokes content.
Ultimate Martha Stewart Collection, The
It's a wild party, this site from MrsMegaByte, as the greatest homemaker-decorator-goddess ever tirelessly demonstrates how to make her world perfect and then some! Excellent, silly parody.
Martha Stewart Found Guilty
A quickie animated bit, from Madblast.
Martha Stewart in JAIL Cartoons
Pro Cartoonists Index whips up a tasty souffle of editorial cartoons.
Martha Stewart in the Cartoon Bank
Some comic panels featured in "The New Yorker."
"Martha Stewart Not Charged With Murder, Say Prosecutors"
Also not being charged with public exposure, states The Watley Review.
"Martha Stewart Quits Old Company; Starts New Company"
The Daily Farce reports on her ventures, including a "new book titled "Working With The Color Gray: Making Your Cell More Livable."
"Martha Stewart Receives Message From David Koresh"
"You're toast!" reports Real Stupid News.
"Martha Stewart Recruiting Look-Alikes"
Borowitz Reports jokes she's prowling "Connecticut for diva doubles."
Martha Stewart's Corporate Living
A quick animated Webtoon by Mark Fiore, on view at Salon, jokes about the Martha Stewart scandal.
"Martha Stewart to Be Spared Death Penalty"
"Humor Gazette" reveals she's working on a ''new TV series, 'Martha Stewart Living in the Big House.'"
"Martha Stewart Turns Away U.N. Weapons Inspectors"
"Domestic diva feared to be developing Weapons of Mass Destruction," says Borowitz Report.
Martha Was Framed, Says O.J.
"Offers to help look for the real liars," says Borowitz Report.
Save Martha Stewart!
A huge collection of Martha Stewart parodies and jokes from the folks behind "The Daily Probe" and "The Top Five List." Nice little comedy accoutrements include: Martha's Haikus, Martha's To-Do List, Martha's Prison Pen Pals, Legal Analysis by Johnnie Cochran, Investment Offer From Martha, Other Marthas Who Have Been in Trouble, and Celebrity Comments. Some explicit content.

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