Current Topical Jokes - One-Liners
Numerous sources of quotes from Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Craig Kilborn, and Jon Stewart.
At this radio show prep site for deejays, you'll find topical gags of various quality and taste, but you'll also uncover solid laughs and ad-libs to amuse your friends. Online postings lag several weeks from paid subscriber access.
A daily dozen or so (except Saturday) top-notch topical one-liners by this stand-up vet. His witty takes on the news are often quoted in "The Los Angeles Times" and by Paul Harvey.