Breastgate: Janet Jackson Humor or Bust
'Twas the night before Groundhog and all through the Bowl, not a creature was revealing, only Janet Jackson's nipple. There arose such a clamor as it popped into sight, her boob said, "Merry Breast Mess" to all, and to all the delights. (Explicit content.)
THE VIDEO: The Janet Jackson Teat Tape
''Janet Jackson's Nipple?'' Online at IFILM, here it is: The notorious "wardrobe reveal" from Super Bowl XXXVIII. Justin Timberlake exposes Ms. Jackson's breast to shock the world! Oooooo. (Explicit content.)
''Janet Jackson's Nipple?'' Online at IFILM, here it is: The notorious "wardrobe reveal" from Super Bowl XXXVIII. Justin Timberlake exposes Ms. Jackson's breast to shock the world! Oooooo. (Explicit content.)
"Britney, Britney, Britney"
Years ago, Web cartoonist Jay Donaldson predicted Janet Jackson's premeditated boob publicity stunt. See her try to beat Britney Spears to the pups in this animated Web cartoon.
Years ago, Web cartoonist Jay Donaldson predicted Janet Jackson's premeditated boob publicity stunt. See her try to beat Britney Spears to the pups in this animated Web cartoon.
Janet Jackson Breast Cupcakes
Boobalicious recipe, Super Bowl-inspired goodness.
Boobalicious recipe, Super Bowl-inspired goodness.
"Wardrobe Malfunction" - Censored Budweiser TV Commercial
Budweiser shows what really happened before Janet Jackson's notorious wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl in a commercial spoof.
Budweiser shows what really happened before Janet Jackson's notorious wardrobe malfunction at the 2004 Super Bowl in a commercial spoof.
Late-Night TV Jokes on Janet Jackson's Breast
"Jokes About Janet Jackson's Breast and Her Super Bowl Peep Show" by Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Kilborn, collected by Dan Kurtzman at About Political Humor.
"Jokes About Janet Jackson's Breast and Her Super Bowl Peep Show" by Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Kilborn, collected by Dan Kurtzman at About Political Humor.
Janet Jackson Spoofs "Wardrobe Malfunction" on "SNL"
True Story: The singer flashed it again while hosting "Saturday Night Live." (ABC News)
True Story: The singer flashed it again while hosting "Saturday Night Live." (ABC News)
Janet Jackson as Condoleezza Rice on "Saturday Night Live"
See a sequence of screenshots and the transcript of Janet spoofing her boob flash with "Dick Cheney" on "SNL," posted at VRRRM.
See a sequence of screenshots and the transcript of Janet spoofing her boob flash with "Dick Cheney" on "SNL," posted at VRRRM.
"Teatgate 2004"
Video news coverage of the Janet Jackson incident from "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" at Comedy Central.
Video news coverage of the Janet Jackson incident from "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" at Comedy Central.
"Teat Offensive, The"
"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart": "America has suffered an areole-born attack! Red Alert! Buy duct tape now!"
"The Daily Show With Jon Stewart": "America has suffered an areole-born attack! Red Alert! Buy duct tape now!"
Ashcroft Buys Blue Drape to Cover Janet Jackson's Breast
Article from Campaign Treehouse.
Article from Campaign Treehouse.
Britney-Jacko to One-Up Justin-Janet Stunt
... by "Accidentally" Fornicating on Live TV, reports Deadbrain.
... by "Accidentally" Fornicating on Live TV, reports Deadbrain.
Broadcasting Chief: It Was Outrageous and Awesome!
The Daily Farce talks to the source, of course, of course.
The Daily Farce talks to the source, of course, of course.
FCC Chairman to Nail Janet Jackson After Breast Incident
The Wired Press feels for him.
The Wired Press feels for him.
FCC Chief to Personally Handle Janet Jackson's Breast Issue
A report from MockingWord.
A report from MockingWord.
How to Talk to Your Kids About Breasts, Nipple Shields
"Breasts are natural and everyone has them," finds Bob From Accounting, in this guide for grown-ups.
"Breasts are natural and everyone has them," finds Bob From Accounting, in this guide for grown-ups.
How to Talk to Your Kids About Janet Jackson's Breast
Helfpul Hints from ''Confusion Road.''
Helfpul Hints from ''Confusion Road.''
Janet and Justin's Top 10 Excuses for "Peek-a-Boobie"
Deadbrain on the Super Bowl show.
Deadbrain on the Super Bowl show.
Janet Jackson Defends Her Right to Be Freaky
The shocking story told all nice nice by Broken Newz.
The shocking story told all nice nice by Broken Newz.
Janet Jackson Intentionally Exposes Herself Unintentionally
Chortler reports.
Chortler reports.
Janet Jackson's Boob Cartoons
The Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake breast reveal at Super Bowl XXXVIII is lampooned by major editorial artists. See their show and tell at Pro Cartoonists Index.
The Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake breast reveal at Super Bowl XXXVIII is lampooned by major editorial artists. See their show and tell at Pro Cartoonists Index.
Janet Jackson's Breast Brings Inspiration
She did it for a lover, reports sPERTS.
She did it for a lover, reports sPERTS.
Janet Jackson's Breast Shows Itself, Sees Shadow
"U.S. Can Expect Six More Weeks of Winter," warns Broken Newz.
"U.S. Can Expect Six More Weeks of Winter," warns Broken Newz.
Janet Jackson's Left Breast Demands Equal Time
"We were a team before this happened,'' tells the left breast to ''Chortler.''
"We were a team before this happened,'' tells the left breast to ''Chortler.''
Janet Jackson's Right Breast to Go Solo
Super Bowl aftermath story, from Chortler.
Super Bowl aftermath story, from Chortler.
Janet's Boob Fails to Distract Nation From Real Problems
"White House officials are reporting that Karl Rove's title of "political mastermind" is in jeopardy," says The New News.
"White House officials are reporting that Karl Rove's title of "political mastermind" is in jeopardy," says The New News.
Janet's Other Breast Allowed to Perform at Awards Show
"Bob From Accounting" looks at what's left.
"Bob From Accounting" looks at what's left.
John Ashcroft Detains Janet Jackson's Right Boob
"Half of Singer's Rack in US Custody," reports BorowitzReport.
"Half of Singer's Rack in US Custody," reports BorowitzReport.
Kucinich's Naked Breast Fails to Sway Voters
Janet Jackson copycats enter American politics, reports Borowitz Report.
Janet Jackson copycats enter American politics, reports Borowitz Report.
Liechtenstein Invades US as Americans Obsess Over Breast
"The Chortler" reports on the "audacious invasion."
"The Chortler" reports on the "audacious invasion."
Madonna Mad About Janet Jackson's Exposed Booby
Junk Brothers News has reactions to the Super Bowl incident from celebrities.
Junk Brothers News has reactions to the Super Bowl incident from celebrities.
Michael to Janet: You're an Embarrassment to the Family
The Wired Press reports on the squabble.
The Wired Press reports on the squabble.
Miss Jackson Is Nasty (and Breast in Show)
"The Super Bowl's Most Famous Replay" on display at Madblast.
"The Super Bowl's Most Famous Replay" on display at Madblast.
Miss Piggy Revealed
''A desperated attempt to rescue a sagging career...'' See the photo evidence at Boortz.com.
''A desperated attempt to rescue a sagging career...'' See the photo evidence at Boortz.com.
Peter Jackson Distances Himself From Janet, Michael
"Lord of the Rings" director speaks to ''The Eschalot.''
"Lord of the Rings" director speaks to ''The Eschalot.''
Right Boob Endorses Howard Dean
''Chortler'' on politits.
''Chortler'' on politits.
Rockin' Granny Half Time Show
Old-timers spoof Janet and Justin in this brief animation at Flowgo.
Old-timers spoof Janet and Justin in this brief animation at Flowgo.
SuperBoob Halftime Show, The
Madblast presents an apology.
Madblast presents an apology.
Super Bowl Aftermath: Janet Jackson Episode
White House Cites Failure of Intelligence to Warn Nation of the Existence of Breasts,'' reveals Chortler.
White House Cites Failure of Intelligence to Warn Nation of the Existence of Breasts,'' reveals Chortler.
Top Five Items On Janet Jackson's To-Do List
From TopFive.com
From TopFive.com
Top Five Surprises in the Super Bowl Halftime Show
From TopFive.com
From TopFive.com