About Haemorrhoids!: Remember the early computer game, Asteroids? Its object is to shoot nasty masses from outer space. In the updated Haemorrhoids game, presented by Mousebreaker, the scene changes to inner space and you get to shoot medicinal ointments at nasty masses.
Editorial Comment: Thank heavens, computer technology has evolved for goodness.
Not a Cheap Joke: Haemorrhoids! requires a plug-in.
Apology: OK, I lied. It was a cheap joke. Sometimes I get an itch.
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Play: Haemorrhoids! (Hemorrhoids!)