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99 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener

by Mike Durrett
for About.com

Less Filling: From Brett Stern's promotional site for his book, you'll only uncover 10 ways for free, but, once you learn how to open a bottle on a police car, you'll be set for life -- unless you get paroled.
You're Almost In: Other methods demonstrated involve fire hydrants, toilets, pool bridges, newspaper vending machines, computers, roller blades, belt buckles, ski bindings and teeth. This guy Brett has a good head on him.
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