John Edwards Does His Hair

Senator John Edwards, candidate for Vice President of these United States, was early pegged in his teaming with John Kerry as kind of a fancy lad. He was seen in campaign appearances all touchy and cozy with his running mate. Resulting satirical humor played up his vanity and, well, questioned his manhood. And now, courtesy of "Slate," raw satellite feed video footage has surfaced, showing "Breck Girl" Edwards as being finically obsessed with his hair.