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The Easter Bunny Hates You

Short Comedy Film

by Mike Durrett
for About.com

A short movie asks the question: "Do you know what the Easter Bunny is doing the other 364 days of the year?"

I assumed he summers in loud Hawaiian shirts at Santa's ranch, sloshed on root beer, flipping sunblocked elves garden omelets.

Apparently not.

I went to government schools.

The Easter Bunny is shown in the incriminating film to have anger issues and what is termed, according to my psychological sources (three with beards), a predilection for assault and battery.

This is highly irregular! He's just plain mean.

I'm not sure about the authenticity of such disturbing footage. I have my doubts The Easter Bunny Hates You is the documentary it implies itself to be. I'm close to an allegement we're witnessing an imposter. What we may have here is a tainted wabbit, who has been out in the sun too long, the bad egg.

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