The Funny Site of the Day -- December 2005

Year of the Monkey: The Fifty Coolest Apes of All Time!
A Konga line of pop culture's silly and serious simians. (12/01/05)

3-D Speedy Santa
Be a sleigh slave and hurtle Santa down a wintry racetrack. (12/05/05)

Simon Sez Santa - Subservient Santa Claus
Now, you can tell Santa exactly what to do! The possibilities are mindboggling with this cool time killer. (12/07/05)

"A Christmas Gory"
In a new edit of the holiday comedy, "A Christmas Story" becomes a suspense thriller. Watch the movie trailer online. (12/08/05)

"Oy to the World!"
"A Klezmer Christmas" mixes holiday carols with Jewish musical orchestrations. (12/09/05)

Comedy Movie Preview: "The Matador"
Pierce Brosnan and Greg Kinnear in a mismatched buddy comedy about a hitman and a salesman. (12/10/05)

Comedy Movie Preview: "Casanova"
Heath Ledger is the great lover in a witty, historical romantic comedy, from director Lasse Hallstrom. (12/11/05)

Elf Zapper!
Vaporize the evil elves. Save my, um, our toys! (12/12/05)

Santa's Winter Workout
Whip Santa Claus into shape through various sprints and obstacles. He's got to get buff for his Christmas Eve deliveries (and as Stallone's stand-in on "Rocky 6"). (12/13/05)

Old-Fashioned Christmas Cookies Interactive eCard Maker
Doodle decorations on gingerbread men and women, add an email greeting, send. (12/14/05)

Santa's Little Helpers' Christmas Name Generator
Go elf yourself. (12/15/05)

New JibJab Cartoon: "2-0-5: George W. Bush's Year in Review!"
A political Webtoon music video to the tunes of "Turkey in the Straw" and "Auld Lang Syne." (12/16/05)

Holiday Snowglobe
Shake, rattle, and droll. (12/17/05)

Comedy Movie Preview: "The Pink Panther" (2006)
Steve Martin, Kevin Kline, and Beyonce Knowles undertake a new caper involving the legend of Inspector Clouseau. (12/18/05)

Santa's Christmas Run
Be a dear (not reindeer) and an elf, drop the Christmas gifts down chimneys in this furious Flash game. (12/19/05)

Send an Elf - Subservient Elf
An adorable elf keeps you company and responds to specific commands. (12/20/05)

Santa Balls 3D
Oliver the Elf returns with a splashier version of his three-in-a-row game -- and more heckling. (12/21/05)

Carol of the Chins - Subservient Chins
Time to chin and hear it. You determine the concert. (12/22/05)

Shop Til U Drop
The bigger your stack of packages, the more points you score in this Flash game. (12/23/05)

Chewbacca Sings!
Christmas is anything but quiet with this holiday warbling of "Silent Night" by the hero of "Star Wars." (12/24/05)

Pimp My Nutcracker
Dress the Nutcracker for the hood, my man. Get jiggy, add a wiggy. (12/25/05)

The 10 Worst Christmas Gifts of 2005
Never again will we complain about the bar of weird soap or the Bobby Vinton "Christmas Chopsticks" CD in our stockings. Yipes. (12/26/05)

"Lazy Sunday: The Chronicles of Narnia Rap"
Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg's instant classic hip-hop music video spoof from "Saturday Night Live." (12/27/05)

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
"His Noodly Appendage" ruleth thy Earth. Read all about this popular religion and intelligently create your own Noodly Appendages. (12/28/05)

'Ted Ferguson: Bud Light Daredevil'
America's greatest daredevil may also be America's greatest dimwit. Watch Ted's touching documentary and his death-defying stunts! (12/29/05)

Christmas Letter Critic
Snarky responses to actual Christmas letters. Thank you, Christmas Letter Critic. (12/30/05)

Comedy Movie Preview: 'Last Holiday'
Queen Latifah remakes Alec Guinness' 1950 comedy of doom and delights. (12/31/05)