The Funny Site of the Day - December, 2004 Archive

Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel / Scary Squirrel World
Stupendous real-life action footage, plus more squirrel humor than you can shake a nut at. (12/01/04)

Attack of the Mutant Artificial Trees - Christmas Game
Play the amusing new holiday game from Kewlbox. (12/02/04)

The Jerry Seinfeld Dictionary of Terms and Phrases
Definitions and explanations of premises and punch lines from the "Seinfeld" sitcom. (12/03/04)

"The Twisted Chipmunk Song"
Bob Rivers' spoof Christmas carol becomes an animated Webtoon with Melvin and the Gerbils. (12/04/04)

"White Trash Christmas"
And happy new beer. See Bob Rivers' cartoon parody. (12/05/04)

"Hubert and Abby" Comic Strip
Hubert is a hamster or a guinea pig. Abby is a human or a guinea pig. Sidekick Turtle is a turtle or a guinea pig. It's a new daily comic strip or a guinea pig. (12/06/04)

Santa Urban Snowboarding Game
Santa gives everyone presents. Now he wants bling. It's payback time. (12/07/04)

Merry Grabbing (Merry Grabing) Game
Packages (and sometimes Santa) are falling out of the reindeer's sleigh. Help direct them to the nearest chimney. (12/08/04)

Stare Wars - Christmas Holiday Blinking Tournament
Pinky the Elf, Frosty the Snowdude, Roger the Reindeer, Santa, and Mystery Man are looking at you, kid.

Nasty Santa: "On the Sleigh Again"
JibJab parodies Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again," as Nasty Santa sings in a silly, gross-out cartoon. (12/10/04)

Nasty Santa: "Breakin'"
That nefarious Nasty Santa ain't always bad. Sometimes, he's B-A-A-A-AAAAAD! Down wit' himself and him's elves. The dogg be breakdancing! (12/11/04)

Dear Santa Letter Generator
Write your insincere, desperately seeking souvenirs gifts-grabbing letter to the North Pole in seconds with this easy Madlibs-style tool. (12/12/04)

Elf Bowling 5: Bocce Style
Slide and bump elves and a penguin into each other to score points in 3-D Elf Bowling - Bocce Style, the fifth Elf Bowling extravaganza from the NStorm game developers. (12/13/04)

Bad Xmas: The Most God Awful Christmas Displays Ever
And, dear Lord, please give all my neighbors eye tests. Amen. (12/14/04)

"I Hate Christmas" Cartoon Music Video
From "The Bob and Tom Show" and their album, "It's a Wonderful Laugh," here's a jolly holiday carol by Nick Blojovian and The Mad Armenians in animated form. (12/15/04)

JibJab's Newest Cartoon: "Santa Claus!"
Grumpy Santa, apparently turning over a new leaf since his days of being Nasty Santa, is facing a financial crisis. Christmas deliveries by air cost a lot of money! Oh, woe is he. (12/16/04)

Carol Maker
Make your own kind of holiday music with a do-it-yourself soundboard and a chorus of scatting elves. (12/17/04)

"The Star Wars Holiday Special"
May the Pepto Bismol be with you. (12/18/04)

36 Drunk Santas
Doubly concentrate on jolly old sot Nick. (12/19/04)

Scared of Santa Photo Gallery
Here's a funny collection of real life pictures featuring Christmas kids sitting on Santa Claus' lap, showing their fear and tears. (12/20/04)

Speedy Santa
Drag Santa's sleigh through the track to get him up to speed for his big flight. (12/21/04)

Letters to Walken
Merry Christopher Walken! Students ignore Santa Claus to write their holiday mail to the offbeat movie actor. (12/22/04)

The Santa Maker
How to become Santa Claus in seconds. Watch this wacky Webtoon. (12/23/04)

When Snowmen Attack
Santa Claus is not out the woods. Seems marauding snowmen are bent on destroying his workshop! Thank goodness it's only a game. Or is it? (12/24/04)

A Cats Christmas: Tree Decorating 101
Feline instructors "on how to assemble and decorate a Christmas tree." (12/25/04)

"7 Reasons You Might Not Get a Christmas Present This Year"
"When the Christmas presents fail! There might be a logical reason!'' (12/26/04)

The Beatles Christmas Records
Happy 1964 through '70 from the merry moptops. (12/27/04)

MADtv Classics Theatre: "CLOPS"
"Bad toys! Bad toys!" -- Oh, no. Can it be? Santa's busted! See other cartoon characters and commercial icons in trouble with the law. (12/28/04)