For all your festive humour needs, from Great Britain, a hefty depository of funny stories and gags.
A message from Santa: "I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the Southern United States on Christmas Eve. ... I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus." Dobran's Humorama shares more on the new contract with the North American Fairies and Elves Local 209.
The Santa lode! More than 225 gags and extended Xmas comedy pieces, including numerous "12 Days of Christmas" parodies and some Chanukah funnies. Collected on The Home Page of Bill Stebbins, beware the jokes vary between naughty and nice.
Many of these items you may have seen elsewhere, but there should be some you haven't. Look for the Ten Best Uses for a Fruitcake Contest to discover handy tips.
Okay, your Guide must tip his Santa hat to this enormous archive of holiday jokes and longer comedy pieces. The elves have been working overtime.