Turkey Berserkey

Here's a silly holiday game, presented by the U.K. Food Standards Agency, to promote proper handling of wild eats. A turkey is loose inside the house, "threatening to cause havoc and spoil your festive celebrations. You must arm yourself with whatever is [at] hand to teach the pesky poultry a lesson or two." Fling stuff at the bird, be well.

I don't get it either, but I'm a vegetarian. I need a game where I can toss junk at a rampaging parsnip.

Play: Turkey Berserkey