Keep Katie Quiet - The Tom Cruise Baby Game : Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes welcomed their first bambino Tuesday, a girl.
- "Suri, the moniker for the Cruise-Holmes baby, came under scrutiny like everything else surrounding the child. Whereas the couple's publicist pointed out that Suri means 'princess' in Hebrew and 'red rose' in Persian, the Los Angeles Times pointed out that Suri means 'pickpocket' in Japanese. It also was the acronym for what once was known as the Syracuse University Research Institute."
The quote is from E Online, reporting on the birth. TomKat are strict followers of Scientology, which frowns on painkillers being administered to the mother during the procedure, also directed to be held in silence.
The child's arrival, however, was an emission: impossible. E states Ms. Holmes was administered an epidural.
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