LOLCat Bible Translation Project

"Oh Hai! Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have 61% of the Bible translated!"

That is how this religious doctrine begins. At my house, it ends with my cat rolling over for a stretch, taking a nap, and not attending Sunday school.

Kids.

Let us pray.

"Praise Ceiling Cat, yu be watchin us, yu can has cheezburger.

"Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.

"Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

"And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
And we furgiv wen cats steel our cookiez.

"An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

"Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

"Forevur and evuhr. Amen."

My spellchecker is smoking.

Worship: LOLCat Bible Translation Project

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