Justin Halpern moved back home with his parents in the summer of 2009. Not good, right? Well, when he started transcribing what his 73-year-old father said to him and posting those sayings to a Twitter account, things took a turn for the better. Thus, "Shit My Dad Says" was born. Soon afterwards, Halpern received a book deal and a development deal from CBS. But before the fame and the glory, there were the really funny tweets. Here's a compilation of the best tweets from Shit My Dad Says.
Note... Justin's dad uses foul language... you've been warned!
August 11th, 2009
"Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think."September 6th, 2009
"Who in the fuck is Tila Tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."September 14th, 2009
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"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."
