Tim Heidecker
Sample Tweet: "Les Paul? I agree. I prefer John's songs."
Rob Corddry
Sample Tweet: "My wife calls normal oral sex '69, one at a time'. You're welcome."
Jon Friedman
Sample Tweet: "I always get confused by the phrase "stop, drop, and roll." The "stop" part doesn't belong. That's just extra time for being on fire."
Jimmy Fallon
Sample Tweet: "Big news for American Idol fans. Simon Cowell is going to be re-signed for at least three more seasons. Cowell was so excited-his nipples actually tore through his shirt."
Mitch Fatel
Sample Tweet: "Waiting for Mom to bail me out. Since when is masturbation on a subway a crime? Good ol Govt chipping away at our rights one at a time. Sad."
Ellen DeGeneres
Sample Tweet: "If Popeye were dating Pink, then people would call them Pinkeye."
Michael Ian Black
Sample Tweet: "Something that's been bugging me for years: the sequel to "Scooby Doo" should have been called 'Scobby Doo Deux.'"
John Cleese
Sample Tweet: "My pro-state of the union address is this - every day, in every way, I'm getting better. Although, I think that Garry is drugging me..."
Russell Brand
Sample Tweet: "I love NY and it's inhabitants. I could wander the street licking people's faeces just to convey my affection. Sorry, I meant faces. Either."
Todd Barry
Sample Tweets: "So bored at the airport, I just smiled at a baby to kill time."










