Humor: Today's Sounds - November, 2004
Here's the archive for the funny .WAV and other sound bites we featured as Humor: Today's Sounds in November, 2004. (Sources may discontinue service without notice.)
Paul Newman: "Cool Hand Luke"
"What we got here is a failure to communicate." -- Sound bites from the movie classic at Funwavs. (11/01/04)
"What we got here is a failure to communicate." -- Sound bites from the movie classic at Funwavs. (11/01/04)
Harry Goz: "Sealab 2021"
"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help." -- A new page of miscellaneous sound bites from The Daily .WAV. (11/02/04)
"Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me! But it'll help." -- A new page of miscellaneous sound bites from The Daily .WAV. (11/02/04)
John Malkovich: "Con Air"
"Make a move and the bunny gets it." -- Sound bites from the film at Funwavs. (11/03/04)
"Make a move and the bunny gets it." -- Sound bites from the film at Funwavs. (11/03/04)
Singing Telegram Girl: "Clue"
"Da-da-da-duh-duh-da! I am your sing-ing telegram--" (Gunshot and girl falls to floor.) -- Audio files from the boardgame spoof at Funwavs. (11/04/04)
"Da-da-da-duh-duh-da! I am your sing-ing telegram--" (Gunshot and girl falls to floor.) -- Audio files from the boardgame spoof at Funwavs. (11/04/04)
Orson Welles: "Citizen Kane"
"Rosebud." -- The famous clip from the classic movie has infinite funny uses. Find it at Funwavs. (11/05/04)
"Rosebud." -- The famous clip from the classic movie has infinite funny uses. Find it at Funwavs. (11/05/04)
Joe Don Baker: "Cape Fear"
"Gee, golly, gosh, I sure am sorry I offended you." -- Sound bites from the remake of this drama with a wicked sense of humor at Funwavs. (11/09/04)
"Gee, golly, gosh, I sure am sorry I offended you." -- Sound bites from the remake of this drama with a wicked sense of humor at Funwavs. (11/09/04)
Taco Bell Dog
"Viva Gorditas!" -- Hear him speak at Funwavs. (11/10/04)
"Viva Gorditas!" -- Hear him speak at Funwavs. (11/10/04)
Sy Sperling: "Hair Club for Men"
"I'm not only the Hair Club president, I'm also a client." -- Hear this clip on a page of famous commercials sounds at Funwavs. (11/15/04)
"I'm not only the Hair Club president, I'm also a client." -- Hear this clip on a page of famous commercials sounds at Funwavs. (11/15/04)
Almond Joy Commercial
The famous "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" sound bite at Funwavs. (11/16/04)
The famous "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" sound bite at Funwavs. (11/16/04)
Ben Stiller: "Zoolander" Soundboard
Dozens of sound bites from the comedy are instantly available on the "Zoolander" Soundboard. (11/17/04)
Dozens of sound bites from the comedy are instantly available on the "Zoolander" Soundboard. (11/17/04)
Hawaiian Punch Commercial
"Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?" -- The classic sound bite and a few others at Funwavs. (See: "hawpunch.")(11/18/04)
"Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?" -- The classic sound bite and a few others at Funwavs. (See: "hawpunch.")(11/18/04)
Rodney Dangerfield: "Caddyshack"
"Lets go, while we're young." -- A few sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (11/19/04)
"Lets go, while we're young." -- A few sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (11/19/04)
Redd Foxx: "Sanford and Son"
"Oh! Aw, this is the big one! Elizabeth, I'm coming to join ya, honey!" -- More audio files available on the comedy show at TV Land: The Unofficial Webpage. (11/22/04)
"Oh! Aw, this is the big one! Elizabeth, I'm coming to join ya, honey!" -- More audio files available on the comedy show at TV Land: The Unofficial Webpage. (11/22/04)
Arnold Horshack: "Welcome Back, Kotter"
His distinctive laugh, plus a few more sound bites out of the series, featured at TV Land: The Unofficial Webpage. (11/23/04)
His distinctive laugh, plus a few more sound bites out of the series, featured at TV Land: The Unofficial Webpage. (11/23/04)
The Skipper: "Gilligan's Island"
"Please, Gilligan, little buddy." -- Hear several sound bites from the sitcom at TV Land. (11/24/04)
"Please, Gilligan, little buddy." -- Hear several sound bites from the sitcom at TV Land. (11/24/04)
Brendan Fraser: "Blast From the Past"
"Would you like a tranquilizer?" -- Hear several soundbites from the comedy at Funwavs. (11/26/04)
"Would you like a tranquilizer?" -- Hear several soundbites from the comedy at Funwavs. (11/26/04)
Christopher Lloyd: ''Back to the Future''
"Next Saturday night, we're sending you back... to the future!'' -- Sound bites from the time travel comedy at Funwavs. (11/29/04)
"Next Saturday night, we're sending you back... to the future!'' -- Sound bites from the time travel comedy at Funwavs. (11/29/04)
Fred Gwynne: "The Munsters"
Herman says "Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody, goody!" -- More audio clips from the show at Take Me to TV Land. (11/30/04)
Herman says "Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody, goody!" -- More audio clips from the show at Take Me to TV Land. (11/30/04)