Humor: Today's Sounds - August, 2004
Here's the archive for the funny .WAV and other sound bites we featured as Humor: Today's Sounds in August, 2004. (Sources may discontinue service without notice.)
Paul Reubens: "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"
"That's my name, don't wear it out." -- Dozens of miscellaneous sound bites on this page at The Daily .WAV. (08/02/04)
"That's my name, don't wear it out." -- Dozens of miscellaneous sound bites on this page at The Daily .WAV. (08/02/04)
Virginia Weidler as Dinah: "The Philadelphia Story"
"Nothing ever possibly in the least ever happens here." -- More sound bites from the Katharine Hepburn - Cary Grant - James Stewart comedy at Reel Classics. (08/04/04)
"Nothing ever possibly in the least ever happens here." -- More sound bites from the Katharine Hepburn - Cary Grant - James Stewart comedy at Reel Classics. (08/04/04)
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Kindergarten Cop"
"Who is your daddy?" -- Lots of Arnold audio files on this Drew and Mike page, plus numerous sound bites and comedy bits from miscellaneous sources. Some adult humor. (08/03/04)
"Who is your daddy?" -- Lots of Arnold audio files on this Drew and Mike page, plus numerous sound bites and comedy bits from miscellaneous sources. Some adult humor. (08/03/04)
Kirstie Alley
"I know what some of your big-city, no-bra-wearin', hairy-legged women's libbers might say." From "Drop Dead Gorgeous," hear it in a collection of sound bites with the actress at The Daily .WAV. (08/05/04)
"I know what some of your big-city, no-bra-wearin', hairy-legged women's libbers might say." From "Drop Dead Gorgeous," hear it in a collection of sound bites with the actress at The Daily .WAV. (08/05/04)
Matthew Lillard: "Hackers"
"Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right." -- A few more sound clips from the film at Funwavs. (08/06/04)
"Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right." -- A few more sound clips from the film at Funwavs. (08/06/04)
Walter Matthau: "Grumpier Old Men"
"Would you look at that poor man? hah hah hah!" -- Hear more sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (08/09/04)
"Would you look at that poor man? hah hah hah!" -- Hear more sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (08/09/04)
Tim Curry: "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
"Whatever happened to Fay Wray?" -- Sound bites from the cult comedy (plus other movies beginning with the letter "R") at The Daily WAV. (08/10/04)
"Whatever happened to Fay Wray?" -- Sound bites from the cult comedy (plus other movies beginning with the letter "R") at The Daily WAV. (08/10/04)
Robin Williams: "Good Morning Vietnam"
"What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts? Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!" -- Sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (08/11/04)
"What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts? Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!" -- Sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (08/11/04)
Annie Potts: "Ghostbusters"
"Ghostbusters. What do you want?" -- A few clips from the comedy at Funwavs. Adult content. (08/12/04)
"Ghostbusters. What do you want?" -- A few clips from the comedy at Funwavs. Adult content. (08/12/04)
Jeff Conaway: "Grease"
"Ladies and gentlemen, dingleberries on parade!" -- Numerous pages of sound bites from the movie musical comedy at Funwavs. (08/13/04)
"Ladies and gentlemen, dingleberries on parade!" -- Numerous pages of sound bites from the movie musical comedy at Funwavs. (08/13/04)
"Felix The Cat" Theme Song
The wonderful cat's TV music is available with other .MP3 clips on the multimedia page at Felix the Cat. (08/16/04)
The wonderful cat's TV music is available with other .MP3 clips on the multimedia page at Felix the Cat. (08/16/04)
Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara: "Gone With the Wind"
"Oh, if I just wasn't a lady, what wouldn't I tell that varmit!" -- Sound bites from the classic film at Funwavs. (08/17/04)
"Oh, if I just wasn't a lady, what wouldn't I tell that varmit!" -- Sound bites from the classic film at Funwavs. (08/17/04)
Matt Damon: "Good Will Hunting"
"Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?" -- Find this bite with a few others from the film at Funwavs. (08/18/04)
"Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?" -- Find this bite with a few others from the film at Funwavs. (08/18/04)
Burgess Meredith as Grandpa: "Grumpy Old Men"
"Kids ... Can't live with 'em. ... Can't shoot 'em!" Dozens of audio quotes from the comedy movie at Funwavs. Adult content. (08/19/04)
"Kids ... Can't live with 'em. ... Can't shoot 'em!" Dozens of audio quotes from the comedy movie at Funwavs. Adult content. (08/19/04)
Ned Beatty: "Deliverance"
"I got eaten alive last night. My bites have got bites." -- Find this humorous sound bite on a page dedicated to the film at Destitute Gulch. (08/20/04)
"I got eaten alive last night. My bites have got bites." -- Find this humorous sound bite on a page dedicated to the film at Destitute Gulch. (08/20/04)
"Strangers With Candy" Soundboard
Excellent toys from Rudy's Strangers With Candy Soundboard feature the sitcom quotes of Jerri Blank, Chuck Noblet, Geoffrey Jellineck, and other characters. Some adult content. (08/23/04)
Excellent toys from Rudy's Strangers With Candy Soundboard feature the sitcom quotes of Jerri Blank, Chuck Noblet, Geoffrey Jellineck, and other characters. Some adult content. (08/23/04)
Jessica Tandy: "Fried Green Tomatoes"
"How many of them hormones you takin' honey?" -- A few audio clips from the comedy at Funwavs. (08/24/04)
"How many of them hormones you takin' honey?" -- A few audio clips from the comedy at Funwavs. (08/24/04)
Sandra Bullock: "Forces of Nature"
"I think that went well." -- A few audio quotes from the comedy with Ben Affleck at Funwavs. (08/25/04)
"I think that went well." -- A few audio quotes from the comedy with Ben Affleck at Funwavs. (08/25/04)
James Earl Jones: "Field of Dreams"
"Oh my God, you're from the sixties!" -- Numerous sound bites from the movie at Funwavs. (08/26/04)
"Oh my God, you're from the sixties!" -- Numerous sound bites from the movie at Funwavs. (08/26/04)
Craig Kilborn and Other Mail Call .WAVs
"Once again, it's time for Bag O' Mail." -- Numerous mail-related sound bites for your computer noises at Clay's Mail Call .WAV Page. (08/27/04)
"Once again, it's time for Bag O' Mail." -- Numerous mail-related sound bites for your computer noises at Clay's Mail Call .WAV Page. (08/27/04)
Sean Penn: "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
"Ohhh, gnarly!" -- More gnarly sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (08/30/04)
"Ohhh, gnarly!" -- More gnarly sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (08/30/04)
Virgil: "Thunderbirds Are Go!"
"How do we tackle this one, Brains?" -- Earthstation1 presents dozens of .WAVs from the TV series. (08/31/04)
"How do we tackle this one, Brains?" -- Earthstation1 presents dozens of .WAVs from the TV series. (08/31/04)