Humor: Today's Sounds - February, 2005
Here's the archive for the funny .WAV and other audio bites we featured as Humor: Today's Sounds in February, 2005. (Sources may delete multimedia items without notice.)
Michael Jackson Soundboard
Clips of the entertainer are available for a conversation. Featured as The Funny Site of the Day. (02/28/05)
Clips of the entertainer are available for a conversation. Featured as The Funny Site of the Day. (02/28/05)
John Spencer: "Duckman"
"This is the IRS! Throw out your wallets and surrender!" -- Miscellaneous sound bites at The Daily .WAV. Some adult language. (02/01/05)
"This is the IRS! Throw out your wallets and surrender!" -- Miscellaneous sound bites at The Daily .WAV. Some adult language. (02/01/05)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza Soundboard
"Seinfeld" sound bites are available to have a conversation with George, thanks to Drake's Hangout. (02/24/05)
"Seinfeld" sound bites are available to have a conversation with George, thanks to Drake's Hangout. (02/24/05)
Cary Grant as Mortimer: "Arsenic and Old Lace"
''I want the Happydale Sanitarium, Sanitarium, Sanitarium, Sanitarium.'' -- A few audio files from the classic comedy at Funwavs. (02/23/05)
''I want the Happydale Sanitarium, Sanitarium, Sanitarium, Sanitarium.'' -- A few audio files from the classic comedy at Funwavs. (02/23/05)
Mike Myers as Dr. Evil
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins." -- Sound bites from "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" at Funwavs. (02/22/05)
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins." -- Sound bites from "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" at Funwavs. (02/22/05)
Yosemite Sam Soundboard
Warner Bros. cartoon villain talks up a storm with dozens of clips on this soundboard via Drake's Hangout. (02/21/05)
Warner Bros. cartoon villain talks up a storm with dozens of clips on this soundboard via Drake's Hangout. (02/21/05)
John Candy Soundboard
Click the comic and have a conversation, courtesy of this soundboard at Drake's Hangout. (02/18/05)
Click the comic and have a conversation, courtesy of this soundboard at Drake's Hangout. (02/18/05)
Chris Farley Soundboard
Have a conversation with the comedian, courtesy of Drakes Hangout's quick click board. (02/17/05)
Have a conversation with the comedian, courtesy of Drakes Hangout's quick click board. (02/17/05)
Demi Moore: "A Few Good Men"
"My job is to make sure you do your job. I'm Special Council for Internal Affairs, so my jurisdiction is pretty much in your face!'' -- Sound clips from the military flick at Funwavs. (02/14/05)
"My job is to make sure you do your job. I'm Special Council for Internal Affairs, so my jurisdiction is pretty much in your face!'' -- Sound clips from the military flick at Funwavs. (02/14/05)
Tom Hanks: "A League of Their Own"
''Are you crying? There's no crying. -- There's no crying in baseball!" Hear the classic sound bite from this sports comedy at Funwavs. (02/15/05)
''Are you crying? There's no crying. -- There's no crying in baseball!" Hear the classic sound bite from this sports comedy at Funwavs. (02/15/05)
Jim Carrey: "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
''If I'm not back in five minutes ... just wait longer.'' -- Comedy clips from the second exciting Ace Ventura screen caper at Funwavs. (02/16/05)
''If I'm not back in five minutes ... just wait longer.'' -- Comedy clips from the second exciting Ace Ventura screen caper at Funwavs. (02/16/05)
Charlie Sheen: "All Dogs Go to Heaven 2"
''Itchy, you're out of breath and the fun hasn't even started yet.'' -- Sound bites from the animated comedy at FunWavs. (02/11/05)
''Itchy, you're out of breath and the fun hasn't even started yet.'' -- Sound bites from the animated comedy at FunWavs. (02/11/05)
Chief Wiggum Soundboard
"What? What? What? What? What? What? This better be about pizza." -- Sound bites from "The Simpsons'" cop. (02/10/05)
"What? What? What? What? What? What? This better be about pizza." -- Sound bites from "The Simpsons'" cop. (02/10/05)
Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker: "All in the Family"
"It's been a charming interlude." -- Sound bites from the sitcom, plus lots of miscellaneous clips at It Seems Like Only Yesterday. (02/09/05)
"It's been a charming interlude." -- Sound bites from the sitcom, plus lots of miscellaneous clips at It Seems Like Only Yesterday. (02/09/05)
Ace Ventura Soundboard
Dozens of Jim Carrey sound clips at your fingertips. (02/08/05)
Dozens of Jim Carrey sound clips at your fingertips. (02/08/05)
Candy Clark: "American Graffiti"
"Besides, it only took me one night to realize that if brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose." -- Sound bites from the classic comedy at Funwavs. (02/07/05)
"Besides, it only took me one night to realize that if brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose." -- Sound bites from the classic comedy at Funwavs. (02/07/05)
Mike Myers: "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"
"Grr, baby! Very grr!" -- Assorted audio files from the spy spoof at Funwavs. (02/04/05)
"Grr, baby! Very grr!" -- Assorted audio files from the spy spoof at Funwavs. (02/04/05)
Thomas F. Wilson: "Back to the Future, Part II"
"What's wrong McFly? Chicken?" -- Sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (02/03/05)
"What's wrong McFly? Chicken?" -- Sound bites from the comedy at Funwavs. (02/03/05)
Tom Hanks Soundboard
Have a conversation with dozens of sound bites from the actor at GOYK. (02/02/05)
Have a conversation with dozens of sound bites from the actor at GOYK. (02/02/05)
"Dumb & Dumber" Soundboard
Look at Entertainment presents handy Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels clips ready for your comedy conversations. (02/25/05)
Look at Entertainment presents handy Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels clips ready for your comedy conversations. (02/25/05)