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Hairy Christmas
Wednesday, December 18 :: 10:05 a.m. :: permalink

The commercialization of the holidays continues. Someone is marketing Christmas Shampoo. I wouldn't dream of buying it. My Rosh Hashanah Shampoo is quite manageable, soft, and scenty.

I had to try something. The Halloween Shampoo gave me dread locks.

I don't recommend the Lincoln's Birthday Conditioner. It only looks good under a high hat.

The Veterans Day Mousse gives me helmet hair.

And the Arbor Day Spritz is for dogs.

I do think I'll get on the bandwagon, though. I'll make a fortune selling Easter Shampoo and Hair Restorer.

Directions: Shampoo. Rinse. Resurrect.


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