The Sappy Movie Ballad Quiz
Wednesday, December 4 :: 2:35 p.m. :: permalink

I took the sappy movie ballad quiz and here's my result:

If I were a sappy movie ballad, I would be "Summer Nights" from "Grease." A cult hit loved by drama queens everywhere, I nonetheless show up more frequently in karaoke bars, bowling alleys, and VH1 than on the radio.

True. I am a summer night. I snore like a tree frog and I'm swarming with skeeters.

To be honest, I'm never in karaoke bars and seldom on VH1. I like to bowl, but don't.

I boycott bowling alleys because they make me wear those bowling shoes with the numbers on them. I've never understood why I have to rent used footwear to advertise my penis size. I'm more than willing to tell folks for free.

"Hi there, li'l missy. I own these Weejuns and I'm THIS big."

That seems so much more sociable.

Copyright ©2002 Mike Durrett. All rights reserved. Quiz, result, and "Grease" graphic, courtesy rayray.net.