Holy Babble: Ask Humor Boy
Wednesday, November 6 :: 11:55 p.m. :: permalink

Questions for Mr. Boy

1. Were you raised in a particular religious faith?

Yes, we prayed Dad didn't come home bombed.

2. Do you still practice that faith?

Dad's dead. Now we pray we're not bombed.

3. What do you think happens after death?

The thieving rat bastard government plunders my estate. My heirs only have enough left for a roll of Five Flavor Life Savers, of which the Feds confiscate the choice cherries, limes, and oranges, leaving my bereaved with the wimpy lemons and pineapples and some pocket lint.

You guessed it, the least desirable pocket lint.

4. What is your favorite religious ritual?

The baptism pool. I like to end a good rejoicing with a cannonball for Jesus.

5. Do you believe people are basically good?

My observation is the people I know are basically good. The rest are jerks. All it takes is a few minutes in the car or a check-out line to prove that.


Copyright ©2002 Mike Durrett. All rights reserved. Questions posed courtesy of FridayFive.org.