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Now and Forever: Ask Humor Boy
Friday, October 11 :: 8:09 p.m. :: permalink

1. If you could only choose one CD to ever listen to again, what would it be?

"America Online: 1025 Hours Free!"

I love to breakmouse.

2. If you could only choose two movies to watch ever again, what would they be?

"Friday the 13th, Part W-2: Jason Slashes Taxes" and "The Lord of the Rings: The Banger Sisters Baggin' Bilbo."

3. If you could only choose three books to read ever again, what would they be?

"Atlas Shrugged," "The Grapes of Wrath," and "Dummies for Dummies."

4. If you could only choose four things to eat or drink ever again, what would they be?

Pizza, milkshakes, chocolate, and Chee-tos. I'll be dead by Thursday.

5. If you could only choose five people to ever be/talk/associate/whatever with ever again, who would they be?

My wife -- and I'll stop there. I have too many fine friends and relatives to exclude them. Besides, Christmas is coming and I'm feeling lucky. No socks or ties, please. Mr. Durrett is accommodated wherever toys are sold.


Copyright ©2002 Mike Durrett. All rights reserved. Questions courtesy FridayFive.org.

Which of "The Simpsons" Characters Are You?
Tuesday, October 8 :: 1:37 p.m. :: permalink

:: So I took this personality quiz and, to my shock, I'm not Bart. I'm D'OH!

I'm Marge, who are you?

Frankly, I don't see the resemblance.

Or my homies.


Copyright ©2002 Mike Durrett. All rights reserved. Quiz and result images courtesy Boybeater.org.

:: Ron Howard's 1995 movie, "Apollo 13," starring Tom Hanks and Kevin Bacon, chronicles the true story of a U.S. space flight. For rerelease, the picture has been altered and enlarged to fill overwhelming, 80' x 60' screens.

Top 11 Surprises During "Apollo 13: The IMAX Experience"
Monday, October 7 :: 1:57 a.m. :: permalink

11. "Houston, we have a film break."

10. Special effects so real, disoriented ushers space-walk off balcony.

9. Nostrils the size of Chryslers. Cast puts heads together to house car dealership.

Maybe gang-snort Plymouth Baracudas.

8. Lunar crew mistakes huge Ed Harris bald spot for the Sea of Tranquility.

7. Darth Vader reveals, "Opie ... I am your father."

6. Inconsolable Sylvester Stallone sucker-punches ticket lady when denied refund for "Apollo Creed 13."

5. Large IMAX colas require mission control.

4. On loan from NASA, theatre restroom attendants assist moon landings.

3. Astronauts play The Six Degrees of Jack Swigert.

2. IMAX "Star Wars" preview never shown. R2D2 caught humping projector.

And the number one surprise during "Apollo 13: The IMAX Experience":

Patrons exit early. In outer space, no one can hear you scram.


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