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The Gates of Hell:
An About.com Comedy Guides' Special with Mike Durrett
I don't understand the mass loathing and vituperation aimed at Microsoft honcho Bill
Gates. Personally, I'm somewhat indebted to him. Because of these fancy computers, I was
able to walk away from a laborious, brain-numbing career in the real world and slide into
this cushy write-in-my-underwear in-my-own-home at-my-own-speed pet-the-kitties-at-will
nap-and-snack-and-nap-and-smooch-and-nap-whenever-I-want Internet gig-and-nap.
Thank you, Mr. Gates. Oh, and could you
make my system freeze-up more?
Like he doesn't have enough troubles,
we About.com Comedy Guides took a vote and decided to feature Gates and Microsoft in a
special multi-site tribute (pronounced "assassination"). Links to my colleague
Luke's mischievousness follows these selections computed for laughs...
• Microsoft, Bill Gates & the
Justice Dept. Anti-Trust Case Cartoons
• Techbeat: Computers / Technology
Satirical News Archive From "The Onion"
• Microsoft and Bill Gates Joke Page
• Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates
• Punch Bill Gates in the Face
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