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Happy Birthday
Saturday, May 11 :: 11:49 a.m. :: link

:: The Weather Channel is celebrating 20 years.

I loved that show. I watched forever, up until the episode where it was 55 and partly cloudy. Then I lost track. I've always wondered how it turned out.

:: Current mood: sunny
:: Current music: soft southeasterly breeze

Pet Pals
Friday, May 10 :: 6:29 p.m. :: link

1. What's your favorite animal? Kitties. I'm into mittens.

2. What pets have you had in your lifetime? Dogs, cats, fish, and Spot the Mildew.

3. Is there any specific pet that you've wanted but never had? Why? Olivia Newton-John. Just call me "Xanadoofus."

4. Are you allergic to any animals? The cast of "Cats."

5. Do you have any 'pet' pet peeves? Yes.

• They never let me wear the reindeer antlers.
  
  
• Although I'm respectful of their needs, they sniff at my bathroom habits.
  
  
• They milk "no opposable thumbs" for all it's worth, especially the fish.
  
  
• The dogs don't like how I play poker.
  
  
• Not once have cats brought me Mikenip.

Movies Are Still Your Best Entertainment Bankruptcy
Thursday, May 9 :: 4:59 a.m. :: link

:: The price of going out to a movie is insane.

I don't mind paying $7.75 for a ticket.

I don't mind the 40 bucks for a box of damn Dots.

But having to rent a car to go from the lobby to Cinema 23, it's too much.

:: Current mood: formatted to fit my TV
:: Current music: TiVo

Splat!
Tuesday, May 7 :: 12:34 p.m. :: link

:: In case that Spider-Man shows up at my house, I'm ready. I bought a 60 x 80 foot flyswatter.

:: Current mood: jealous
:: Current music: "Eight Arms to Hold You"

Spider-Man
Tuesday, May 7 :: 11:59 a.m. :: link

:: My wife snuck up behind me and whispered in my ear, "Hi there, Spidey."

I webbed in my pants.

Do Me
Tuesday, May 7 :: 11:34 a.m. :: link

Which '80s Hair Band Are You?

Quiz by colleen. Used by permission.

:: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give me the big head.

:: Current mood: wet and wild
:: Current music: blow dryer

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