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Every time you reload The Mike Durrett Random Quotes Generator from your browser's refresh button, a very special, randomly selected quotation will be displayed by the mighty mechanism.
http://humor.about.com/library/weekly/aa040698b.htm is your gift to cherish; it's the generator's bookmark address, so return often. Pretend Mike is talking to you! Such a nice baby you are! Such a precious baby! The world is so lucky to have such a sweet, good looking baby! Yes, you are!
Mike has placed many of these quotations, not into the Public Domain, but into a gallant outreach loaner to the universe. Feel free to actually say most of his words. Exclusions: "Yes," "No," "Restroom" (and their synonyms and antonyms), "I beg your pardon, but someone has fondled my duck," and "You eats my Beefroney?"
In JavaScript and Color. Incompatible browsers will not be able to see the quotes -- and, golly, are they funny!
Based on a script designed and generously provided by The JavaScript Source for free, as nature intended.
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