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All That Gas
Monday, March 17 :: 9:32 a.m. :: permalink

While movie theatre bound to see the Renee Zellweger-Catherine Zeta-Jones musical, here's an actual conversation I had with someone I'm married to, whom I won't mention by name to protect the ladylike.

Companion: Ugg.

Mike: What's wrong? Are you alright?

Companion: I've got gas this morning.

Mike: Do me a favor. You sit in South "Chicago."

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