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Political correctness prompted officials at Disneyland to remove guns from the hands of tour guides at the Jungle Cruise who had been shooting the animatronic hippos that attack the boat.

You remember the Jungle Cruise. It's right beside the "Snow White and the Seven Height Challenged Employees Hired Under the Americans with Disabilities Act" exhibit.

Bob Mills
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