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6/29/00

A new study shows that distractions while driving account for more that a quarter of the nation's 6.5 million auto accidents each year. Ranked among the most dangerous:

(1) Playing chess with passenger seated in the rear.

(2) Making popcorn in glove compartment microwave.

(3) Allowing kids to hang dart board on steering wheel.

(4) Using windshield wipers as metronome for sing-along.

(5) Using dashboard to chop veggies for casserole.

Bob Mills