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We're having a drought in New York. The grass is so brown Mayor Giuliani is asking New Yorkers to urinate in the park. Hooters had a dry t-shirt contest. President Clinton was chafed by an intern. In Central Park I saw a squirrel moisturizing his nuts. Now you see why the tickets to this show are free.

David Letterman

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