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5/22/2000

George W. Bush accused Al Gore of trying to ''scare the elderly.'' In response, Gore said ''That's ridiculous.'' Then launched into a speech entitled ''Vote for me or else you'll never see Angela Lansbury'' again.

Conan O'Brien


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