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5/21/2000

Last night was the conclusion of the CBS miniseries ''Jesus.'' How many of you read the book? I thought the book was so much better.

I thought it was great, they did a good job. But sometimes the networks try a little too hard to be fair to all parties. You know last night right after the show, Satan gave a five minute rebuttal. I didn't think that was really necessary.

Jay Leno