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"The Mummy 2" opened up this weekend. It made over 70 million dollars! Isn't that crazy?

The most disturbing part in the movie is when a beautiful woman kisses a four thousand-year-old dead guy. When I saw that, I couldn't help but to think of one thing, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas.

David Letterman

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